*Insert Dueling Banjos Here*

Friends I am home! I have left that evil overpriced crap hole and am home at last!

In honor of this occasion I shall share my randomness with you!

So Kristi and I go to Perkins in Plymouth. Half way through eating she comments on how she needs a knife to cut a hole in the protective layer that covers her cell phone because she put it on too high and it covers the speaker hole. So she wants to be able to hear people who call her. Sounds good right?

So about as we are finishing she is like “Lets go buy Knives!” and I’m like OK! WEEEEE

So we go to Wal-Mart in Maple Grove. On the way there we realize that it is fricking freezing outside and we need warmer clothes. “We shall buy hoodies at Wal-Mart!” I exclaim!

We get to Wal-Mart now having forgotten the whole reason we came… and search for hoodies. There are none to speak of save for some clearance Coors Light crapola and some other dumb things. (This is why you don’t shop at Wal-Mart). Soooooooooooo

We get some flannel shirts… matching save for the color… and then we get bandanas.

By now my readers are thinking we have lost it… and we have.

We purchase the stuff for about $4 each and head back to her car.

Upon donning our new attire we realize that there is only one thing to do. We look like hicks… we need to go to a hick town.

“To Buffalo!” She exclaims!

So our challenge was to walk around a city block in Buffalo dressed like morons. It didn’t happen. We got there… and decided that it would be far better to walk around the lake. Well the park that is in front of the lake anyways. That way no one could see how dumb we looked!

This is the kind of randomness needed in ones life to make it interesting. At least that’s my $0.02

There is a continuing story but it ends best if I leave it there. Hahaha. Otherwise it just gets confusing.